Anti Ableist Totes

Visit the anti athletic department! We offer many programs including shavasana yoga nap time, remote lifting, chip crunches, nutella dips, and cheese curls. If you plan on entering the netflix marathon, you'll want to start training immediately. Become the best couch potato you can be with this lazy inspired athlete parody tote bag!

Show some pride for your body and do crimes against the patriarchy with this badass floral k design, perfect for combating ableism, fat shaming, and empowering people of all shapes and sizes!

Everybody loves to say exercise helps to increase energy and alleviate stress. I love to say wine helps to increase energy and alleviate stress. Have all your friends motivated to go to yoga class or LOL-ing on the couch with this I do yoga to alleviate stress, just kidding I drink wine tote bag!

Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth! Forget the gym and just order a pizza and be happy! This is the perfect tote bag design to show your complete disinterest in working out, OR maybe if you want to be that , ironic person in the gym!

Build muscle as the gym with this stacked pancake art, or prepare to binge on a huge ass stack of pancakes because you're a breakfast champion. Perfect for people lifting weights at the gym with the intent on getting swole, jacked, buff, activating beast mode, or if you're just hungry, anti fitness and want to have some yummy breakfast food covered in butter and maple syrup- activating feast mode.