All This Totes

You know I'm all about that base, 'bout that base, no treble. Whether your game is all about softball or baseball, grab this cute sports tote bag design and swing for the fences while referencing your favorite body-positive pop song. Because remember that every swing from you is perfect from the bottom to the top (of the inning).

Blame Yoga for all this. If you're a proud doer of yoga and your temple shows it, this shirt is perfect for you.

Workout shit. Keep all your workout shit nice an organized in a handy little bag.

Show some pride for your body and do crimes against the patriarchy with this badass floral k design, perfect for combating ableism, fat shaming, and empowering people of all shapes and sizes!

This "Love Your Bike" design is a reminder to all who have forgotten about the wonder of bicycling, cycling, or biking. It's a perfect fit for the bike advocate, cyclist, and proud pedaler!

Its a different kind of popping and locking. Deep breaths and lean muscles this tee is perfect for the budding yogi master in you. Bring all your yoga gear to class in this hilarious yoga tote bag.

Everybody loves to say exercise helps to increase energy and alleviate stress. I love to say wine helps to increase energy and alleviate stress. Have all your friends motivated to go to yoga class or LOL-ing on the couch with this I do yoga to alleviate stress, just kidding I drink wine tote bag!

Just because we love fitness, doesn't mean we're not feminine. At the gym everyday with muscles and makeup, just because we're sweating hard doesn't mean we can't feel pretty. Bring this tote bag to the gym to keep all your workout gear and makeup in!

I like running, because I love eating. They balance each other out. Let this tote bag be the reminder why it's good to workout. It's so you can eat all the most epic food you want!

Get your workout on with the fellowship on their adventure to Mordor. Walk it out! Remember 'One does not simply walk into Mordor' You gotta prepare with your fitness! You'll be able to destroy the ring and get back to the shire in no time! Carry all your workout gear and food for second breakfast in this nerdy tote bag!

Train like you've been picked for the Hunger Games, and you have to go up against Katniss. You want to survive, don't you? So you'd better train like your life is literally on the line. Put all your workout and survival gear in this tote bag to prepare for the hardest moment of your life.

No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this tote bag is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Obama, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

No worries, sweat all you want working out because you're a majestic MFer and sweat rainbow! This unicorn fitness design features the text "I Sweat Rainbow" with an illustration of a unicorn flexing. Perfect for a workout, unicorn lover, unicorn gifts, sassy workout and fitness!

Oh my quad Becky look at her squat, i mean her butt is so round, she must like do squats at the gym all the time. Do some squatting at the gym on leg day with this squats workout tote bag! My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!

I mean, you would run really ridiculously fast right? Who knows what trouble the Doctor's in this time. It could be Cybermen, or Daleks or something he's never even met before. So run, everyday, so you'll be ready if the Doctor ever needs your help. Use this tote bag to put all your nifty workout gear in so you can properly prepare to save the galaxy.