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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Socks
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsAlly M.2020-04-10
Daughter loved socks!!!
We are a BIG “Musical Theatre” Family so bursting out with show tunes is what we do!!! The socks 🧦 were perfect!!!
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Amanda B.2020-04-01
Everyone Needs These In Their Life
I LOVE these socks. Really Colorful and well made. Worth every penny and the envy from my friends! This site is the bees knees.
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Kassandra M.2020-03-29
Socks
Love my socks! Came I’m on time and looks great!!!
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Sarah S.2020-03-15
Very thic
Very thic
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stacey D.2020-03-11
Cool Socks
Was a gift and it was a hit!
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Bethany2020-03-07
I Love them!!!
These are so funny and comfy I love them
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Bethany2020-03-07
I Love them!!!
I love them, the only thing is I guess my calves are just too swol because they kind of stretch out the top and make it hard to read. Not the socks fualt of course.
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Renee P.2020-03-04
Great gifts!
The socks I found (during the President’s Day sale) are awesome. I’m excited to share them as gifts for my friends.
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Rebecca H.2020-03-01
Love them
Love these so much, they fit just right and not tight at the top of the sock. Colors are still bright even after washing. Would 100% suggest these to anyone to show their pan pride in style.
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Rebecca H.2020-03-01
Love them
I might not be out to my family but these are perfect for at school and around friends to show my pride in style. Sizing is good and isn't tight at the top and the colors are vibrant even after washing. Would 100% recommend.
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