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Fitness Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 29 Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Fitness Jokes Running Cardio Lifting Food Humor Funny Gains Lazy Parody Sassy Bitter Burned Calories Christmas Christmas Fitness Drinking Exercise Funny Gym Hate

Luke I am Your Spotter Greeting Card

Luke I am Your Spotter Greeting Card

Luke I am your spotter.

Weird Flex But Okay Buff Cat Greeting Card

Weird Flex But Okay Buff Cat Greeting Card

Weird flex, but okay. Show this strange standing cat has the weirdest of flexes with this design.

This Witch Runs Greeting Card

This Witch Runs Greeting Card

This witch runs! Show you're a witch who loves cardio with this witchcraft, crystal, and runner inspired design.

Gains Retro Rainbow Greeting Card

Gains Retro Rainbow Greeting Card

Gains Gains Gains! Show your love of vintage type treatments, rainbows and GAINS with this cute throwback gym workout fitness-themed design.

Follows Workout Workout Doesn't follow back unfollows workout Greeting Card

Follows Workout Workout Doesn't follow back unfollows workout Greeting Card

Follows workout. Workout doesn't follow back. Unfollows workout. Show that you follow for follow only with this social media and fitness inspired design.

I'll Be Swole For Christmas Greeting Card

I'll Be Swole For Christmas Greeting Card

If only in my dreams... Get festive at the gym with this , "I'll Be Swole For Christmas" holiday fitness design! Perfect for lifting, getting swole, and making those holiday gains!

I Can't Run Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I Can't Run Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I can't run anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms, Jesus. This struggling runner design is perfect for the next time you're at the gym, on a jog, or running a marathon.

Baby It's Swole Outside Snowman Greeting Card

Baby It's Swole Outside Snowman Greeting Card

Looks like there's a chance of SWOLE outside today! Show off your winter muscles with this , "Baby It's Swole Outside" swole snowman design! Perfect for a winter workout, gym humor, lifting and snowmen parodies!

Time for Cardi....Oh look, Weights! Greeting Card

Time for Cardi....Oh look, Weights! Greeting Card

Time for cardi....oh look, weights! Show that you're all about those weights at the gym with this lifting inspired design.

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat! Everyone squat if you believe! Clench those cheeks and drop it low for Tink one more time with this Tinker Bell parody inspired design.

I Run Like the Winded Greeting Card

I Run Like the Winded Greeting Card

I run like the winded. Show that you'll run, but you'll also huff and puff the whole time with this runner design.

Raccoon Running Team Let's Eat Trash Instead Greeting Card

Raccoon Running Team Let's Eat Trash Instead Greeting Card

Raccoon Runners unite! Or maybe just eat some garbage, individually. Get some laughs and some snacks with this workout inspired design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate my job burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if job dissatisfaction burned calories with this sassy design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate Everyone Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate Everyone Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate everyone burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if general disdain burned calories with this sassy design.

National Running Away From My Problems Champion Greeting Card

National Running Away From My Problems Champion Greeting Card

National running away from my problems champion. Why deal with your problems when you can run from them? Show that you're amazing at shirking your responsibilities with this running-inspired design.

The Only Six Pack I Want Donuts Greeting Card

The Only Six Pack I Want Donuts Greeting Card

The only six pack I want. Show that you'd prefer a six pack of doughnuts to six pack abs with this foodie inspired design.

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody cares about your workout routine. Show that you couldn't give less of a crap about other peoples fitness with this , sassy design.

Does Knitting Count as Cardio? Greeting Card

Does Knitting Count as Cardio? Greeting Card

Does knitting count as cardio? Show that knitting is your favorite workout with this knitter's design.

Training to Lift a Buster Sword Greeting Card

Training to Lift a Buster Sword Greeting Card

Training to lift a Buster Sword. That's a big old sword. Show your love of old-school RPGs the next time you're at the gym with this Final Fantasy 7 inspired design.

No Pain No Cake Greeting Card

No Pain No Cake Greeting Card

My workout motto is simple: No Pain No Cake. Show that you lift weights now so you can lift forks later with his gym design.

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness? More like fitness whole cupcake into my mouth. Show the only thing you want to lift is more cupcakes into your mouth with this lazy fitness design.

Workouts Succ Greeting Card

Workouts Succ Greeting Card

Workouts Succ. Show your repugnance for the gym and your love of succulents with this cute house plant themed design.

Llama Said Knock You Out Greeting Card

Llama Said Knock You Out Greeting Card

I'm gonna knock you out, Llama said knock you out! Show your love for 1990s hip-hop with this song parody llama design.

My Personality is Banging Greeting Card

My Personality is Banging Greeting Card

I workout because my personality is banging and I want my body to match.

No Pain No Beer Greeting Card

No Pain No Beer Greeting Card

My workout motto is simple: no pain, no beer. Show you will workout for beer with this workout design.

Don't Judge a Girl by Her Workout Mix Greeting Card

Don't Judge a Girl by Her Workout Mix Greeting Card

Don't judge a girl by her workout mix. We all need extra motivation from time to time. So what if your motivation comes in the form of early 2000s Hillary Duff music? Let the rain pour down and come clean with this workout design.

Run Like There's Free Guac Greeting Card

Run Like There's Free Guac Greeting Card

Run Like there's free guac at the finish line. Break trough that runners wall by dreaming about avocados. Show your love for Omega 3s with this fun, runner inspired design.

Yeah I Juice Greeting Card

Yeah I Juice Greeting Card

Yeah I juice, I use one part orange juice and a heavy dose of champagne. Show that mimosas are your preferred method for getting your daily allotment of vitamin C with this brunch themed design.

Lawyer Up Delete Facebook Hit The Gym Greeting Card

Lawyer Up Delete Facebook Hit The Gym Greeting Card

Going through a break-up? Allow me to offer you the sage advice "Lawyer Up Delete Facebook Hit The Gym.

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