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I would lift, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and going to the gym because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! Forget the gym, that's not for you. Just go get some fries like a normal person and be happy!

Diet Culture Can Eat It! It's a toxic cult - don't let it affect you hotties - don't listen! Diet culture is that collective set of social expectations "telling us that there's one way to be and one way to look and one way to eat and that we are a better person, we're a more worthy person if our bodies are a certain way," says UK-based body image researcher Nadia Craddock.

Don't Listen To Diet Culture Hotties! It's a toxic cult - don't let it affect you hotties - don't listen! Diet culture is that collective set of social expectations "telling us that there's one way to be and one way to look and one way to eat and that we are a better person, we're a more worthy person if our bodies are a certain way," says UK-based body image researcher Nadia Craddock.

No Diets Just Vibes. Diet culture is that collective set of social expectations "telling us that there's one way to be and one way to look and one way to eat and that we are a better person, we're a more worthy person if our bodies are a certain way," says UK-based body image researcher Nadia Craddock. Don't listen to diet culture, it's a toxic cult!

Ew Gross, Sports? If your personality as a guy is simply liking sports then please don't speak to me. I don't see what's the big deal about watching sports, let alone DOING them, like...ew.

Chillax with this funny design that doesn't want to even begin to associate with the concept of movement!

Chillax with this funny design that doesn't want to even begin to associate with the concept of movement!

Sometimes the exercise ball is simply a pillow for your mid-day nap, and that's okay! Rest up and get back to the grind tomorrow, relaxing is an important part of the work out journey.

Sometimes the exercise ball is simply a pillow for your mid-day nap, and that's okay! Rest up and get back to the grind tomorrow, relaxing is an important part of the work out journey.

The most important part of every great fitness regimen that also includes lengthy Netflix binges, gaming marathons, and sore tuchuses.

The most important part of every great fitness regimen that also includes lengthy Netflix binges, gaming marathons, and sore tuchuses.

Lifting donuts and dumbells is hard work! I work out because I like snacks, so I guess you could say I'm a hunk who eats junk.

Lifting donuts and dumbells is hard work! I work out because I like snacks, so I guess you could say I'm a hunk who eats junk.

This is My Inactive Wear. Because who needs "activewear." I mean, majority of the time we're not active... show your anti-fitness pride with this funny design!

Fuel your workout with your dark humor with this , "Exercise Would Be More Fun If Calories Screamed While They Burn" fitness design. Perfect for lazy fitness and gym humor.

I think I'll nap instead...show off your lazy fitness humor with this , "Run Spelled Backwards Is Nur...That's Gonna Be Nur From Me" running design, because cardio is hardio.

I think I'll nap instead...show off your lazy fitness humor with this , "Run Spelled Backwards Is Nur...That's Gonna Be Nur From Me" running design, because cardio is hardio.

We all hate working out, and if we can find a way to avoid doing it, we definitely will. But it's especially hard when you have prior commitments and a gym membership you decided to purchase when you became a fitness maniac for a single day. What's that, you want to work out with me? Sorry, It's my cat's birthday...

It's so close you can almost taste it! Stay motivated with this , "Run Like There's Garbage To Find" raccoon workout design! Perfect for being trash, eating garbage, running, and doing cardio.

It's so close you can almost taste it! Stay motivated with this , "Run Like There's Garbage To Find" raccoon workout design! Perfect for being trash, eating garbage, running, and doing cardio.

I was meant to kill this workout, not the other way around! Just put me out of my misery already! Everything hurts and I'm dying.

This flash prison is so needy and demanding. Keep it satisfied with this , "Working Out To Keep My Flesh Prison Satisfied" fitness design. Perfect for going to the gym, working out, fitness humor, lazy fitness and staying alive!

Introvert Running team, I only run when no one's looking. Get in your cardio the introvert's way with this hilarious, introvert running team! Perfect for the introvert and runner in your life!

Why be a fast blue hedgehog when you can be a sloth instead? This Sonic parody is perfect for fans of sloths, gaming and humor!

That weightlifting got me so tired that i feel like I can rest long enough to become a pre-historic fossil. This Dino is saur! Shouldn't have skipped arm day so many times...

Does it have to be a certain kind of food? Can it be any carbs? Is it illegal for people to take my carb filled food? How much ice cream am I allowed to have? Most importantly, where do I sign up?

Calories? I think you mean delicious points. For serious, I could work out and diet and be fit and go to the gym, or I could eat whatever I want. Pizza, cupcakes, Nutella, tacos, wine, whiskey, I am going to eat it all and enjoy my life here on the couch watching Netflix.

I've been working on my gut for all my life, so don't be embarrassed to stare. I know I've got rock hard flabs. Go ahead, be jealous.

I've been working on my gut for all my life, so don't be embarrassed to stare. I know I've got rock hard flabs. Go ahead, be jealous.